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Famous last words

Famous last words: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

Famous last words: Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.

Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog

Famous last words: We won't need reservations.

Famous last words: It's always sunny there this time of the year.

Famous last words: Don't worry, it's not loaded.

Famous last words: They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.

Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it."

Famous last words: "You and what army?"

Famous last words: "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.